Smart Answers 2009

Dinner on Hooters Flight

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked

John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

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Boarding Pass

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check

tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the

ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without

missing a beat, she said,

"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

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Frozen Turkeys

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store

but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a

stock boy:

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Speeding Kid

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding

rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop

said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way

without a ticket.

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Bridge Delivery

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up

that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is

right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are

backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets

out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his

hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out

of gas."

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Sexual Exhaustion 2009

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here

tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal

injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,

no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete

and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter

and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles

knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says:

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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With absolutely no lack of celeb gossip Web sites, how to find your

way through the plethora of celeb gossip Web sites to the most

piquant nasty comments about pics of said celebs? Dlisted's

Michael K is among the best at dishing on celebutantes—their

scandals, their appearance, whether he considers them a waste

of good oxygen or smokin' hot (which trumps all, of course).

dlisted visit the link here 

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Indexed best links of the week

After two years of graphs and Venn diagrams that depict the

strange relationships or trends between things you never

considered—what does one get when Cheetos, grilled cheese,

and corn flakes intersect, anyway?—Jessica Hagy is still posting

her bits of genius drawn on index cards. Don't worry, there's no

actual math involved.

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Beijing Haidian District videos

Summer Palace. Beautiful pictures from Beijing China 2009

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Summer Palace. All About info links portal 2009

Top Cities for honeymoon ?

Cast your Vote!

Stockholm or Gothenburg!

Rome and Copenhagen 2!

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Beautiful and hot Picture from the biggest

Butts of the World 2009

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Do you sleep on your stomach?

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Can I ???

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Do you wanna lick my tongue?

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This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

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Do you wanna go back to my place,

fuck, then never speak again?

I do.

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How do you like your eggs cooked?

Why?

Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

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You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.

You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.

You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.

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I'm a cool girl, in a cool town

it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

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Discount Card from China 2009

Mia from Sweden who just love decorating and gardening

Ikea news and photos of new hot products 2009

Do you have businesses and want to sponsor a contest on

the Home and Good Luck?

Contact Mia

Hem och Lycka

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the

only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob

to the car cuz it's too heavy.

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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

I love to Practice 2009

Another Song I wrote
Here I come to you..
Because I failed to forget,
To heal for I'm mentally sick,
To get away from regrets,

Every place I ran to,
was deporting me with its freeze..
Every remedy I turned to,
was aggravating my disease..

Here I come to you,
When all the streets,
All the gardens,
All the pavements,
were stopping me from walking without you..

When all the shores,
All the ports,
All the doors,
were keeping me from leaving without you..

Here I come to you..
When the features of my face,
The lines of my hands,
The cords of my voice,
Had forgotten me,
And kept reminiscing about you..

When everything around me..
was rejecting me,
hating me,
killing me,
Without you..

Here I come to you,
Owning nothing but my name,
Knowing nothing but my pain,

Here I come to you,
Don't know where this road leads to,
But I know for sure that
when I decided to leave,
You were healed,
And I chose to bleed..

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