Funny video mix part 8

What's the difference between a normal zoo and a Cajun zoo?

In a normal zoo, you have a plaque next to the cage, with the

animal's common name and Latin name.

In a Cajun zoo, you have a plaque next to the cage, with the

animal's common name, it's Latin name, and the recipe for how

to cook it...

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RODEO SEX: Your wife is on her hands and knees and you are making

love to her from behind.

About half way through, you lean down and whisper in her ear that

your girlfriend is thinner, then try to hang on for 8 seconds.

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A nice looking young man was picking up his blind date. Her

parents opened the door, invited the man in, and informed him

that their daughter would be out in a few minutes.

The three of them sat in the living room and began to carry on a

light conversation. The young man, who was normally very

well-mannered, suddenly found the urge to pass gas. He decided

he would maneuver himself just so, and let it slip out quietly As

luck would have it, the fart came out rather loudly.

"ROVER!" the mother exclaimed, referring to the dog laying next

to the young man's feet. The man couldn't believe his luck. They

thought the dog had done it! As time passed, the man felt the urge

to pass gas again. After a few more minutes he let another one escape.

"ROVER!" the father said. The man was almost beside himself glee.

After a few more minutes, he again felt another one coming. And this

time didn't even try to hide it, exhaling with full force.

"ROVER!" the mother again exclaimed, "Get over here before that

man SHITS on you."

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Little Johnny was jerking off on the railway tracks one day. He didn't

know that a freight train was bearing down on him because he had

his back to it.

The engine driver blew the horn long and hard but little Johnny was

too engrossed in what he was doing to take any notice.

Finally the engine driver slammed on the brakes and the train

screeched to a halt just inches from little Johnny's ass.

The driver got out of the train, walked up to little Johnny and

demanded an explanation. Little Johnny said,

"Listen, we were both coming but you were the only one with

the brakes."

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One day Johnny asked his mom if she would kiss his cut and make

it all better and the mother did and it worked.

Later, when Johnny fell on his face and scraped his nose, his

mommy kissed it.

Johnny felt better and ran off with his toys. Then he fell on his

butt and ran to his mom crying.

The mother kissed his butt and the boy ran off with his stuffed

animal.

Later he came back and told his mom that his "peanuts" had been

bitten and she has to suck the poison out.

She pulls down the little boys pants and sucks and sucks. Just then,

the little boy says "no mom "peanuts" is my stuffed animal".

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Fly Fishing Masters 2009

Jokes of the day...

Show me a milk man in high heels and I'll show you a Dairy Queen.

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They got a new Douche powder.

It's made from Alum, L.S.D. and Kentucky fried chicken batter.

It's up tight, Outa sight and finger licking good.

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 My wife says having sex with me is like pushing a car up a

hill with a rope.

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My wife was in a movie once, She was in " the Hunch back of

Notre Dame. She was straped to Lon chaney's back.

Lon said she wasn't a very good actress, But she made a good hump.

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A Dell computer customer called to complain that his keyboard no

longer worked.

He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and

soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and

washing them individually.

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