Funny Bumper Stickers

Impotence: Nature's way of saying No hard feelings

The proctologist called, they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Hang up and drive.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

AND THE BEST ONE:

Welcome to America...Now speak English.

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Level of Insanity

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point

a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone

has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6) Dont use any punctuation

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after

they answer.

9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Put mosquito netting around your work area.  Play a tape

of jungle sounds all day.

12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their

party because you're not in the mood.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!

3rd time this week!!!"

14)     When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are

going to have to let one of you go."

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